Lagunitas Imperial Red

by Michael Stein

Lagunitas Imperial Red Ale

Limited Release

7.2% ABV

84.20 IBU

 

Lagunitas claims on their bottle that “[T]his Special Ale is, in reality, a reconstructed exhumation of the very first ale that we ever brewed way, way, way back in 1993.”  Hyperbole aside let the record show I have been a big Lagunitas fan, since being introduced to them a few short summers ago.  And as their distribution has grown, so has their myth, as rightly it should.  However, I would argue that this is no mythology that Roland Barthes would have ever found disagreement with (as it is based on one truth: good tasting beer is imperative!).

            On the bottom of the six-pack appears another message, “We often describe Our Ales as having the luxuriant aromas of broccoli, kerosene, and burning tractor tires while bragging about their stagnant and pond-water flavors.”  With that in mind, and as much as I enjoy their beers, I am constantly concerned that they will taste the same.  That their IPA will in-essence become their Czech Style Pilsner.

            A brewery that boasts a “Czech Style Pilsner” has big shoes to fill.  Given the history and geocentric attribution of the Pilsner to the Czech town of Plzeň, an hour and change from my father’s birth place, it is risky for an American brewer to do so.  Just like a true Czech Pilsner that can only be found inside the CZ, the American Pilsner title takes on distinct flavors which often seem lost in translation when they cross the Atlantic.

            I digress, lets get back to the Imperial Red.  As read on the bottom of the six-pack, “Red is a color, not a beer—and while the taste buds want what the taste buds want, you can not taste a color.”  This is true you can see for yourself with photographic exhibit B. If color really mattered however, Killian’s would be a competitor with this Red.  Which, sarcasm aside, is a hilarious thought.

            Upon first taste in the snifter, pours with medium head, thinly spread with first pour, settles on and second pour finishes the bottle, still mild carbonation.  Carbonation bubbles actually protrude and sit atop the head and the first taste is indeed high gravity.  Kerosene, broccoli, however you want to phrase it, this beer has bite!  As I pen this paragraph the second sip takes me from bitter to sweet, rich robust almost caramel or heath and toffee tones bring the palate back to pleasure.  Back to bitter by the third sip, this beer is truly bizarre!  It’s as if there are somewhere between 64 flavors in two tracks of tastes, depending on how you drink it.  If you gulp down the gullard, like you are swilling hooch, you are sure to get the bitter before it goes down.  If you swill in your cheeks, essentially “whirpooling” the dark amber, almost brown brew, you are sure to pick up some sweet creamy notes, before the gravitas, “the truth” the high-gravity Ale puts forward.  I mean it’s almost like a Tale of Two Tastes here.

            The Lagunitas Imperial Red, which boasts “Limited Release” on its six-pack, is surely a Dickensian-beer.  Something tells me that if Charles Dickens had this beer in Victorian England, there would have been much more fighting or vacationing and far less writing.  While this flavor is crafted for a lawn chair on vacation, its 7.2% ABV would be sure to have the most seasoned London pub-dwellers rowdy after five or six pints of Imperial Red.

            Interestingly, the lacing is not so strong mid-beer but let the photographic evidence show hard-proof that their commitment to IPA level of IBUs, shines through at the end.  You can see as the beer clung to its Chimay Snifter even after the beer had been drunk.  Truth be told, this critic of the greater beer-buying public needed an apple or two after it, because today is Sunday, and this beer-critic has things he’s got to do, he cant just sit around and drink beer all day, heck naw, that’s called vacation!  Plus there’s only one Imperial Red left, and this magic brew will go great with dinner!